"We'll say it one last time before we pack up and go: In 20 years, you'll be up to your asses in old folks," a written statement from the National Advisory Council On Aging read in part. I said that "the campaign" we've been watching has been comical enough! I believe a new word needs to be invented to get the full true essence of the level of over-the-top craziness. It's real...like real people did that thing. The Onion Gives Up. Anyway,thank you for your support. Mittless Rmoney as asked Colonel Batshit to lead his racial realations reachout for His & Lyin's campaign. I can't tell you how hard Bachmann made me cry when I realized nothing I could say would be enough of an exaggeration to keep up with her real life bat shit craziness. The competition is fierce in the outrageous headline business these days. Biden is now the President-elect, yet Trump refuses to recognize this election as legitimate. Something's rotten in Denmark. Sign the petition: TRUMP MUST IMMEDIATELY CONCEDE and Congress must ensure he steps down. it's become difficult at times to distinguish between an Onion story and a real news article. Community Gives Up Following Tragedy. The event was set up in just a few days and held at the Newburgh Armory Unity Center, located at 321 South William Street in Newburgh, on Tuesday, November 17 from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. In the past, the union had done giving trees where people received a … http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/07/1129029/-The-Onion-Gives-Up. Wij willen hier een beschrijving geven, maar de site die u nu bekijkt staat dit niet toe. Onions have layers of health benefits and are packed with nutrients. They should run a headline: You can't make this shit up. Advertisement. The Republicans have raised the bar to such a level there's just no point in satire anymore. As the mainstream media squanders its journalistic integrity by ignoring a devastating global pandemic, America’s Finest News Source has provided the most insightful, accurate, and truly divisive reporting on Covid-19. Bush's speech upon assuming the presidency, with him promising our long national nightmare of peace & prosperity finally being over, and how he promised to get into at least one war and to run up the national debt. you say, "That is clearly a lie or a joke", but it isn't. Thank you for visiting. Then we told them it was real and they cried and got into the fetal position. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021232174, http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021286678, https://pmatep5f7b.execute-api.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/ProdStage. OMG....Mitt and his Twit made the Onion cry. You don't say that, even if you think it. Key Swing States In The 2020 Election. It would take a huge amount of not looking to not see that. I Mean Do The Repugs Get This? Union gives away pillows and PJs. Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8. ... Schreiber concedes that music is still “trying to find its aesthetic,” he also claims the form has not yet lived up to the lavish praise heaped on it by pop culture journalist Chuck Klosterman and 19th-century French romantic composer and critic Hector Berlioz, ... More from The Onion. Almost not even satire. Nothing like splashing it all over TV, 'eh? WASHINGTON—Deciding it was time to “let the dream die,” Special Counsel Robert Mueller gave up trying to get his report on Russian election interference published Thursday after receiving his 19th literary agent rejection. We regret to inform our faithful readers that upon seeing a video of Mitt Romney defending his omission of the troops from his speech we have decided to pack it in. I mourn the night Steve Allen left the air. And he probably said that in the 1960s. The human mind just isn't capable of coming up with the real life outrageous stuff the GOP does. Make YOUR voice heard! Th Onion didn't see this coming with the Harry Potter deal? If the employee is a fool, so is the employer. OMG - there's that "Honey Boo Boo" thingie again! Daily Kos moves in solidarity with the Black community. When truth overtakes satire, satire is out of business. Voters decided: Joe Biden will be the next President of the United States! Every time Romney gets up there and twists in the wind trying to avoid being taken for who he is, he puts a satirist out of work. Gangster Octopus. Create new account | My Profile | My Account | My Bookmarks | My Inbox | Help | Log in, Back to top Alert abuse Link here "The rowdy onion joins the aristocratic shallot, the gentle leek, the herbaceous chive, sharp scallion and assertive garlic among the 500 species of the genus Allium. (This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication.